i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
sometimes i cry because tumblr user asian lives in the same city as me and i consider him a celebrity.
Since we live in the same city, wanna go for lunch sometimes? I’ll pick you up
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
ahhh yes, family gatherings *takes a handful of xanax* i love family time
why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great