justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

onlinegf:

I took the time to shave my legs, now you all have to touch me.

bambiniola:

fluvex:

Robin Williams will be missed. 

yall need this on your blogs

bambiniola:

fluvex:

Robin Williams will be missed. 

yall need this on your blogs

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?